Emma Rose has been particularly funny today.

• First, she woke up and told me she "had a long night." I guess she was secretly watching the election results.
• This afternoon, she told John to "deal with Anabelle" so that Anabelle would not climb on the stool with her. She has heard John tell me the same thing multiple times.
• Tonight at dinner, she told me she went upstairs (in our house) to tell her friend hello. I was concerned one of the neighbor's kids was hiding out upstairs, so I asked who the friend is. She casually pointed to herself, shook her head, and said, "Me." I absolutely could not keep a straight face.